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marley-hendrix:


Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

marley-hendrix:

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

(Source: culest, via searchbeauty)

— 11 minutes ago with 648563 notes

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: cadburycreamcoolator, via tidwellcornertr)

— 12 minutes ago with 605527 notes

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via guy)

— 15 minutes ago with 416291 notes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(via phobias)

— 15 minutes ago with 313207 notes
w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

(Source: ryanseemin, via spoken-not-written)

— 16 minutes ago with 562990 notes

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via guy)

— 1 hour ago with 515834 notes

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

(Source: 90s90s90s, via wanderthegalaxy)

— 1 hour ago with 253598 notes

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via wanderthegalaxy)

— 1 hour ago with 485457 notes

flowersz:

boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)

boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)

boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)

boys topless(◕‿◕✿)

boys butts (◕‿◕✿)

bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: bboybands, via professionalqueen)

— 5 hours ago with 175582 notes
soy-un-umpalumpa-adorable:

gretesolg:

The human evolution.

Es como cagamos el planeta o como ? ._. 

soy-un-umpalumpa-adorable:

gretesolg:

The human evolution.

Es como cagamos el planeta o como ? ._. 

(via mort-mysterieuse)

— 5 hours ago with 603 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via spoken-not-written)

— 5 hours ago with 439544 notes