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stacylaynematthews:


and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

(Source: 90schild, via enchanted--dumbass)

— 1 hour ago with 113872 notes

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(via distraction)

— 1 hour ago with 10331 notes

agenttdunham:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

(via immutableescapist)

— 1 hour ago with 140212 notes

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas, via slydig)

— 2 hours ago with 230621 notes

halo4:

if im not in a relationship by the end of 2013 im turning to voodoo

(via spoken-not-written)

— 4 hours ago with 73047 notes

p1ants:

be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

(Source: paintgod, via spoken-not-written)

— 4 hours ago with 141141 notes
peaceful-moon:

forestrees:

brilliant-simplicity:

evergreenphotography:

Day dreaming about this summer is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

peaceful-moon:

forestrees:

brilliant-simplicity:

evergreenphotography:

Day dreaming about this summer is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

(via we-all-share-one-moon)

— 4 hours ago with 5167 notes

thosewhoshowup:

So my school has this thing called the “Condom Fairy”. You just go to the Student Health website and state your preferences. You can choose male and/or female condoms and weather or not you want lube. Then a few days later an envelope appears in your mailbox free of charge! Also with that cool little note about consent. 

(via searchbeauty)

— 4 hours ago with 39351 notes
4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

(via santa)

— 4 hours ago with 45921 notes

jakechillinhaal:

i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever

(Source: geraldcooperberg, via givingblowjobs)

— 4 hours ago with 113165 notes